Even If I Tried

I couldn't be a cool guy even if I tried to

Walk the walk but i'd stumble and i'd fall

Said I couldn't be a cool guy even if I wanted to

Because I have no reputation at all

Taking into consideration

All of the above mentioned

The basic qualities I lack the often stated fact

That I could never be a cool guy

I couldn't get a girlfriend even if I tried to

Anatomically I'm a zero out of ten

Said I couldn't get a girlfriend even if I wanted to

They won't touch me because they don't know where i've been

Noting my rather lengthy history

Of all those girls who never kissed me

These faults support the thesis of the reason I recieve no love

I could never get a girlfriend

WellI couldn't pass Drivers Ed Dana-nana-nana

I didn't know the green light was read Dana-nana-nana

And sometime I repeat myself Dana-nana-nana

I can't write with my writing hand Dana-nana-nana

And I could never start a ska band

I couldn't leave my parents house even if I tried to

My repugnant job couldn't carry my own weight

Said I couldn't leave my parents house even if I wanted to

The debts I Owe grow at an unhealthy rate

Looking back on all the stated facts now

I've pointed out all of the exacts how

My life depends on everyone. I'll always be their closest son 'cause

I could never be a cool guy

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