Verse
Cable T.V., the electric bible
for the average fool.
It is a supreme rule
to waste your time watching T.V.
if you don't know how to live life on your own.
Chorus
I'll never go outside.
In my house is where i'll hide.
The kid in me has died.
Television Homicide.
I'll enjoy this llittle ride
To adolescent genocide.
The brain inside my head is fried.
Television homicide.
(oh yeah!)
Verse
Nine year old kids worshipping spongebob
instead of a god,
very impressive, but now let's think, where will ol' spongebob be
when those kids find how fun life is really gonna be.
