Going out tonight
My friends swear that I'll have great fun
It doesn't matter that the faces
Will all be so unfamiliar
They're all the same once you're drunk
All the girls are here
You're almost sure to get laid
At least that's what they say
You'll meet all kinds of new people
All the food and drinks are free
Why not come out to the party?
Chorus
Why would I want to meet anyone
When I can't think clearly enough
To speak without a slur
The whole night's going to be a blur anyway
Watch out for the frat boy
Doing the keg stand
I'm so impressed to see
That he can drink more than me
All the girls that are here
Have already been with
At least one guy tonight
Did he have to put up a fight
Or were you pulled in
When he played a sappy song on his guitar
Did it get him that far
Chorus
Why would I want to meet anyone
When I can't think clearly enough
To speak without a slur
The whole night's going to be a blur anyway
Why would I try to remember your name
When tomorrow you won't even be
The same person I met
This whole thing's been a nightmare
I'd rather forget
You drink, you smoke, you kiss, you fuck xlots
This was a waste of time
I should have stayed at home tonight
Everyone here wants the same thing
But I won't be seen in that light
It's just too fucking trite
And you're right
You look so cool to your friends
But step outside you'll see
You got dressed to impress
But you're still the same under that sheath
What are you trying to be?
